In its latest bid to revolutionize everyday life through algorithms, the city of Glendale has rolled out Wi-Fi-enabled trash cans that now issue smartphone alerts whenever residents attempt to dispose...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A growing coalition of America’s office workers issued an urgent appeal Monday for the federal government to implement a real-world "Ctrl+Z" function that would allow citizens to in...
A municipal judge issued a peculiar injunction Wednesday ordering a downtown bistro to remove quotation marks from its menu after a patron argued that the punctuation implied the pastries were not, in...
The City Council on Friday moved with the urgency of a body finally realizing a calendar existed, unanimously approving an "immediate study" into the phenomenon many residents now call the two‑day wor...
Martha Lane, 78, has spent half a century perfecting biscuits that crumble like memories and taste like Sunday mornings. This week she declared an unprecedented campaign against generative AI after a ...
Investors cheered Monday when a stealthy startup announced it had productized the feeling of progress with a new platform called "Aspiration‑as‑a‑Service" — a subscription system that promises career ...
HENDERSON — In what neighbors described as a "very sincere and definitely-not-impulsive" declaration, local man Mark Henderson announced Monday that he will begin his diet tomorrow, then immediately p...
Corporate Memo Warns Employees Not To Attempt Spontaneous Human Interaction Without Prior Approval SEATTLE, WA — Corporate communications officials at microelectronics giant Novionix Systems announced...
In a historic shake-up to America’s labor landscape, dogs across the country announced Thursday that they have formally unionized under the banner of the “Canine Brotherhood of Emotional Service Provi...
CINCINNATI, OH — After years of relentless dedication, meticulous binge-planning, and occasional sacrifice of personal hygiene, local resident Greg Larson announced Tuesday that he had officially “fin...
SPRINGDALE, OH—In what city officials are calling “a bold step toward community cohesion and decorative uniformity,” the Springdale City Council voted unanimously Tuesday to mandate that every househo...
